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It
bothered her that they had used an adult
Actress
to voice the lead character in
The
Dutch TV version of Pippi Longstocking
The
screeching and squawking
Mockery
of girlish speech
Gave
her headaches
And
made the paint peel
The
Puritan Roundheads of the English Civil War
Smashed
the faces off statues in churches
She
felt she had been cheated out of art
When
she got home
From
her latest binge on sacred buildings
She
imagined how the faces might have looked
Often
they found a place in her dreams
Where
the 17th century Taliban couldn’t reach
She was
pissed off whenever the BBC warned her
A
programme contained strong language
She was
as averse to euphemism as she was to cheap stair carpets
She
would not let the expressions ‘drie keer niks’
Or ‘doe
even normaal’ pass her lips
She had
four pets:
A monkey named Idiom
A snake called Slang
A parrot, Paradox
And a pig by the name of Ham
Trapped
in the web of love
They co
-existed